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<r>zinkyusa wrote: I don't think so scrat. The republicans are on their way out IMO..I agree there is a lot of corruption but that is nothing new in any system of government (since human beings are invloved). 
 
I don't think we are anywhere near where Germany or Russia were prior to the ...

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<r>Well, at least it's reassuring to know learn that this scumbag pervert has now become a Democrat according to Faux News. See link. 
 
<YOUTUBE id="mn7qCzV5sNM"><URL url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mn7qCzV5sNM">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mn7qCzV5sNM</URL></YOUTUBE> 
 
Two ...

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I'm just wondering how what sort of spin Fox News is giving this story?

How can this be? A perverted Republican senator? And I thought the Republicans were all about morals and family values, the party of Jesus and so forth and so on.

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FNN has become a right wing schill operation? Wasn't it ALWAYS??

Fox is pure entertainment these days. I try not to watch it when I have a mouthful of chips and salsa, lest I laugh aloud and aspirate again.

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<t>I defend Clinton after this interview because his presidency didn't frighten me. I worry about this president's legacy. The massive federal deficit greatly concerns me. The quagmire in Iraq sickens me. Nothing about the Bush administration sets my mind at ease. If Bill Clinton had taken us to war ...

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<t>Watching this video made me wistful. For a time when we had an actual GROWNUP in the White House. I saw this video initially on Think Progress and I particularly enjoyed watching the Big Dog bitch slap Chris Wallace like the sniveling little twit that he is. 
 
As for as giving things a ...

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Oooooh, when you said blonde hair and horse's ass, I immediately thought, "ah, Ann Coulter."

But then, who would even bother putting her back together again?

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One of Ann Richard's other great lines:

Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire could do, except that she did it backwards and in high heels.

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Ann was delightful. I'll never forget when she announced, "Poor George, he was born with a silver foot in his mouth." (Meaning George Bush, Sr., of course).

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<t>This planet certainly is a good schoolhouse. I had a great friend once who had been a member of the Theosophical Society and had given me several of Blavatsky's original texts. I loved to argue with her in those days, but she changed my life eventually. I still think of her fondly. She was a ...

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"It was announced in England that Tony Blair will leave as British Prime Minister in May. So, President Bush has toppled yet another government." --Jay Leno

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It's hard to sit calmly and listen to Katherine Harris says things like "the separation of church and state is a lie." This coming from the woman who gave us George Bush in 2000. Oh mamma mia. Somebody throw a net over her AND Pat Robertson! 
 
I was just wondering if the ...

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We shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and the oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength int he air, we shall defend or island, whatever the cost may be. Shall fight on the beaches, we shall ...

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<t>Aunt Elsa's here." My grandson breaks into a run. He greets her with open arms. 
 
My grandson loves my sister, the very same girl that tortured me as a child. The person who set me up and caused me to get multiple ass-beatings in my youth. I consider his allegiance to my sister a near ...

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cherandbuster wrote: Yep it's official

I do have a cyber crush on the Big Dumb Swede :-4

:p

But but but--I look like Herman Munster. Half of me looks like Herman Munster. The other half resembles Lurch on the Addams Family.

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<t>Squid is fabulous. 
 
I discovered how good it was when I was a young fellow. I was serving with the Swedish UN Forces on the island of Cyprus (Unficyp). 
 
This was many many years ago, when Cyprus was still a sleepy little island. There was little shack of a restaurant north of ...

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<r>Rapunzel wrote: My face would probably just launch one leaky tug-boat. <E>:(</E> 
 
 
Oh now, now, surely you jest. 
 
Self-effacing humor is the best sort of humor though. 
 
Now as far as MY face is concerned, all the ships would stay in port indefinitely. I'm a ...

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<t>Sheryl wrote: :wah: My kids are just the opposite. My daughter whose 2 will not eat meat unless it's bologna or hot dogs, but she will inhale vegatables. Tomatoes are her favorite. My son loves coleslaw. I don't know why, I never fix the yucky stuff. But if we go out somewhere for BBQ and it's on ...

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<r>Rapunzel wrote: I love this about men! <E>:D</E> Just burst into tears and you'll have 'em twisted round your little finger! Oh yeah! hehehehehe <E>:D</E> :wah: 
 
 
I know, I know, it's really a problem. 
 
I wonder if it's encoded in mens' brains to do this. Must be an ...

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<t>Sheryl wrote: :wah: My kids are just the opposite. My daughter whose 2 will not eat meat unless it's bologna or hot dogs, but she will inhale vegatables. Tomatoes are her favorite. My son loves coleslaw. I don't know why, I never fix the yucky stuff. But if we go out somewhere for BBQ and it's on ...

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<t>I had a couple of my kids turn out to be fussy eaters. That's what my wife called it anyhow. 
 
"Oh, Honey, he's just a fussy eater." 
 
That was her euphemism for a kid that I preferred to call a "f---ing pain in the ass." 
 
My wife would slave away over the stove ...

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I've noticed lately that everything I purchase is made in China. Ball peen hammers. Ball point pens. Everything.

I'm suppose it takes a supertanker like the Emma Maersk to deliver all this stuff.

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If Helen of Troy had a face that launched a thousand ships, and if a picture is worth ten thousand words, doesn't that mean that one picture of Helen's face should be worth ten million ships?

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Ha ha. I love oxymorons. Thanks for asking!

How about--holy war

death benefits

mercy killing

resident alien

silent alarm

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<t>Pinky wrote: It;'s 3.30 in the morning at the mo, we've just got home, we're plastered and we;'re cooking chips! (fries) 
 
I tried to cajole a couple of police men into giving us a lift home, but 'Hello Ossifer, that's a big truncheon you have there' or 'I'll hold your helmet' didn't ...

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<t>I like a good forum as an antidote to loneliness, particularly during the winter months. Otherwise I'm stuck alone in the house to brood and wander from room to room in my long underwear, studying seed catalogs while I dream of spring. 
 
I find that I can discuss some things with forum ...

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<t>Sheryl wrote: Conversations with adults was the main reason for me joining a forum. I'm home all day with 2 kids, and after awhile discussing cartoons gets a little mundane. So I went looking for a place that had both serious and humorous discussions to help fill my days....and umm night owl ...

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<t>Oh-oh, you've backed yourself into a corner with this one. If you reveal to her that you've been snooping through her e-mails then she's going to get all angry and defensive. I'd almost guess the whole friendship might go down the crapper after that. 
 
Are you committed to making the ...

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<t>That had to be funny. Ah, doggies, you have to love them. 
 
I've got two labs and a border collie and they are fantastic. My kid accuse me of loving the dogs more than them. 
 
I let my dogs sleep with me in the winter because they make great bed warmers. Minnesota gets so ...

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<r>Rapunzel wrote: Btw, if your brothers are Lars and Karl... does that make you a Sven? Just guessing! <E>;)</E> <E>:)</E> 
 
 
Is my name Sven?? Ja! 
 
Actually it's my middle name. My first name is Odd. An unfortunate name to give a child if you plan to move to an English ...

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<t>I have an older brother, Lars. He is a highly successful businessman who owns a constuction company. He functions normally in the business world. But here at home, he is a flaming a**hole. I still think Mother should have knocked him in the head when he was born and saved everyone else the ...

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<t>Just a few comments after this post. 
 
Yes, everyone, I love my children with all my heart and soul. They are my passion and the reason for my existence. They are the reason why I go to work everyday and the reason why I face life with a sense of bravery and purpose each and everyday.<br ...

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<t>I have six children. As Bill Cosby once said,"the reason I have six children is because I didn't want seven." My wife wanted a large family and loved babies. She never had any fertility problems and there have been times that I wish she had. But she was one of those women that all she had to do ...

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<t>If you grew up in a little town in the US, you might find this amusing. (But then again, you might not!) 
 
You can name everyone that was in your graduating class at high school. 
 
You know what 4-H means. 
 
You went to parties in a pasture, at a gravel pit, a quarry or ...

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<t>1. Eating a decent bowl of clam chowder and suddenly biting into sand. 
 
2. Walking through the yard and getting a single strand of spiderweb across the middle of your face, which means you'll feel the thing for the next two hours, no matter much you've pawed at it. 
 
3. Hearing ...

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<t>Does anyone else remember some of the goofy things we thought or imagined when we were very young? I remember some of the silly stuff I thought when I was still very little. 
 
When I was perhaps 4 or 5 years old I thought that dogs were all boys and cats were all girls, no exceptions ...

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I LOVED Jackie Brown. A classic.

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<t>As a new member, make no mistake, I'm not REALLY a conspiracy theorist, but I occasionally like to an entertain an occasional "what if" thought or two. 
 
When I first heard that Ken Lay had suffered a fatal heart attack, I thought, "no WAAAAY!" And just when the rest of us dolts who lost ...

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<t>Greetings. I came upon your forum site, decided that it looked interesting and fun and decided to join. 
 
I haven't figured out how to post my own avatar photo in so I apologize for the boring "no avatar" availalble thing under my screen name. 
 
I am a Swede and I am big and ...

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<t>I saw this movie last weekend with three of my kids, all in their twenties. I laughed my butt off through the whole thing. A couple Margaritas under my belt from the local Chili's Restaurant seemed to potentiate the total hilarity of the whole viewing experience. 
 
We had a prankster in ...

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