Richard Bell;1215034 wrote: That's Triumph, the insult comic dog from the Conan O'Brien show.
I'd say the entire story is a wind-up.
Yup.
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- Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:33 am
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: Woman marries a Dog!
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- Views: 856
- Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:31 am
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: (((Michael jackson jokes if you think they may offend please steer clear)))
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<t>At 5:15 am, Thursday, June 25th, 2009, Farrah Fawcett passes away after a<br/> <br/> long battle with cancer. Shortly after she arrives at the Pearly Gates<br/> <br/> and meets with Saint Peter.<br/> <br/> Saint Peter said, "Farrah, you are truly an Angel and before you pass<br/> <br/> through th...
- Sun Jul 05, 2009 6:38 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: (((Michael jackson jokes if you think they may offend please steer clear)))
- Replies: 306
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<t>oscar;1210511 wrote: You men just have no idea of how us girls rate sexiness.<br/> <br/> Now, Gordon Brown is sexy is a one-eyed, dour, miserable, Scottish type way.<br/> <br/> Mick Jagger is sexy is a liptabulous type way.<br/> <br/> Nicholas Cage is sexy in a phsycotic nutjob type way.<br/> <br...
- Sun Jul 05, 2009 6:34 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: (((Michael jackson jokes if you think they may offend please steer clear)))
- Replies: 306
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farmer giles;1212420 wrote: wrong but :wah::wah::wah:
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
- Sun Jul 05, 2009 6:32 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: (((Michael jackson jokes if you think they may offend please steer clear)))
- Replies: 306
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<r>oscar;1212729 wrote: Strange..... I would have thought that America would be proud of him?<br/> <br/> <br/> Proud of a pedo???? Why the fck would we be??????<EMOJI seq="1f615" tseq="1f615">:confused:</EMOJI><EMOJI seq="1f615" tseq="1f615">:confused:</EMOJI><EMOJI seq="1f615" tseq="1f615">:confuse...
- Tue Jun 30, 2009 3:17 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: (((Michael jackson jokes if you think they may offend please steer clear)))
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<r>farmer giles;1211750 wrote: i have no idea who he is but RIP indeed <EMOJI seq="1f914" tseq="1f914">:thinking:</EMOJI><EMOJI seq="1f914" tseq="1f914">:thinking:</EMOJI><br/> <br/> <br/> He is a big infomercial pitch man, if there is some new invention thingy to be sold he was usually the one on T...
- Tue Jun 30, 2009 3:06 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: (((Michael jackson jokes if you think they may offend please steer clear)))
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They say these things always come in 3s. Leave it to Billy Mays to throw in the 4th one for free. RIP.
- Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:47 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: (((Michael jackson jokes if you think they may offend please steer clear)))
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The kids in Neverland, in honor of Jackson, are all flying their pants at half mast today!
- Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:39 am
- Forum: Current Political Events
- Topic: Billie Mays, dead at 50.....
- Replies: 18
- Views: 5077
Billie Mays, dead at 50.....
"Police say Mays was found in his garden, apparently accidentally impaled on his "Awesome Auger." ($19.95 + shipping and handling, order here: http://tinyurl.com/cpdcxo)
- Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:26 am
- Forum: General Music
- Topic: What are you listening to right now
- Replies: 3157
- Views: 13292480
What are you listening to right now
farmer giles;1210981 wrote: YouTube - Staind-It's been a while lyrics
They are even better live:D
They are even better live:D
- Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:25 am
- Forum: General Music
- Topic: What are you listening to right now
- Replies: 3157
- Views: 13292480
What are you listening to right now
YouTube - Tool - Schism
Tool....Schism
Tool....Schism
- Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:51 pm
- Forum: General Music
- Topic: What are you listening to right now
- Replies: 3157
- Views: 13292480
What are you listening to right now
Kings of Leon-Sex on Fire...Gawd i love the singers voice.:-4
YouTube - Kings Of Leon - Sex On Fire
YouTube - Kings Of Leon - Sex On Fire
- Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:10 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: (((Michael jackson jokes if you think they may offend please steer clear)))
- Replies: 306
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oscar;1210757 wrote: That is absloutely disgusting and you should be infracted.
:sneaky:
No they shouldnt be infracted , AGAIN read the thread title.:-5
:sneaky:
No they shouldnt be infracted , AGAIN read the thread title.:-5
- Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:54 am
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: Guns better
- Replies: 20
- Views: 3856
Guns better
Somewhat off topic but none the less....Bring your gun to church day...
Guns invited to church
Guns invited to church
- Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:50 am
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: Guns better
- Replies: 20
- Views: 3856
Guns better
:yh_rotfl
- Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:50 am
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: (((Michael jackson jokes if you think they may offend please steer clear)))
- Replies: 306
- Views: 27513
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<t>I think some of the non-believers should read this...... <br/> <br/> "With Los Angeles Police Department detectives weighing his claims, Chandler gave them a roadmap to Jackson's below-the-waist geography, which, he said, includes distinctive "splotches" on his buttocks and one on his penis, "whi...
- Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:35 am
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: (((Michael jackson jokes if you think they may offend please steer clear)))
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farmer giles;1210664 wrote: chris rock sums it up for me
contains some swear words be warned :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
YouTube - Chris Rock says Michael Jackson is a pedo
:wah: Everything he said is so true!
contains some swear words be warned :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
YouTube - Chris Rock says Michael Jackson is a pedo
:wah: Everything he said is so true!
- Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:29 am
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: (((Michael jackson jokes if you think they may offend please steer clear)))
- Replies: 306
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abbey;1210587 wrote: For sale on ebay
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
- Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:08 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: (((Michael jackson jokes if you think they may offend please steer clear)))
- Replies: 306
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(((Michael jackson jokes if you think they may offend please steer clear)))
<r>oscar;1210400 wrote: Proof of molestation? Evidence? Conviction?<br/> <br/> <br/> Proof is he admitted he had boys in his bed. I find it disgusting/criminal when a man has boys that are not his children in bed with him, therefore hes guilty in my eyes. He will never be guilty in your eyes cause y...
- Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:51 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: (((Michael jackson jokes if you think they may offend please steer clear)))
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farmer giles;1210294 wrote: bingo :)
i'm begining to wonder if i have a split personality which has opened an fg account and i am in fact posting to myself :-3:-3:wah:
Great minds think alike
i'm begining to wonder if i have a split personality which has opened an fg account and i am in fact posting to myself :-3:-3:wah:
Great minds think alike
- Sat Jun 27, 2009 11:14 am
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: (((Michael jackson jokes if you think they may offend please steer clear)))
- Replies: 306
- Views: 27513
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<r>kazalala;1210269 wrote: Just for the record... i have never offered up my opinion on MJ here,, that dont mean i am in the MJ appreciation club,,, i have not been in the MJ appreciation thread, that dont mean im in the i hate MJ club<EMOJI seq="1f914" tseq="1f914">:thinking:</EMOJI> I gave my opin...
- Sat Jun 27, 2009 11:07 am
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: (((Michael jackson jokes if you think they may offend please steer clear)))
- Replies: 306
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<r>dubs;1210270 wrote: Don't worry about all the crazy arse stuff that goes on here Tracy. The way to stay sane and not get embroiled in some of the crap that goes on is to twirl your finger round at the side of your head, going CUCKOO CUCKOO at the monitor! Works for me!.....<EMOJI seq="1f914" tseq...
- Sat Jun 27, 2009 11:05 am
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: (((Michael jackson jokes if you think they may offend please steer clear)))
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<r>Kathy Ellen;1210257 wrote: Hi Tracy,<br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> I honestly do believe that people think that he is innocent. You weren't here 2 years ago when we had MJ fans here. There was a huge argument between FG members. I posted what I though about him, and one member here told me that she hope...
- Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:52 am
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: (((Michael jackson jokes if you think they may offend please steer clear)))
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Thanks Farmer and Kathy, its all good, takes much more than a few words to get to me. On the other hand im not over in the MJ appreciation thread posting how wrong it is that the world appreciates a pedo. To each their own i guess.
- Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:33 am
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: (((Michael jackson jokes if you think they may offend please steer clear)))
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I dunno i guess i got it wrong then when i read the thread title eh? People need to lighten up, the thread asked for jokes and i gave some, then people come in and try to make feel bad for it. Well i dont, lighten up or dont read the thread its as simple as that:-5.
- Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:38 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: (((Michael jackson jokes if you think they may offend please steer clear)))
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<t>Rapunzel;1209958 wrote: If you post something on a forum then I'd pretty much take it as a given that it's going to be read! <br/> <br/> I didn't ask you to be rude to me either but that didn't stop you.<br/> <br/> So you have MJ's CDs but you have no respect for him? I bet you haven't smashed hi...
- Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:36 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: (((Michael jackson jokes if you think they may offend please steer clear)))
- Replies: 306
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buttercup;1209956 wrote: For Tracy.
:-3 Yup i totally missed that,,,,ty.
:-3 Yup i totally missed that,,,,ty.
shinedown
farmer giles;1209196 wrote: depressing i know but yeehaw :D
YouTube - Shinedown - 45 Lyrics
Love it, id love to see them live.
YouTube - Shinedown - 45 Lyrics
Love it, id love to see them live.
- Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:27 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: (((Michael jackson jokes if you think they may offend please steer clear)))
- Replies: 306
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<t>Rapunzel;1209862 wrote: Thankyou for the smack on the wrist but I wasn't actually comparing them.<br/> <br/> I was saying that all major disasters have jokes made about them.<br/> <br/> I rather think it is your jokes that are the disgrace here!<br/> <br/> <br/> Thats ok i didnt ask you to read t...
- Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:21 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: (((Michael jackson jokes if you think they may offend please steer clear)))
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buttercup;1209930 wrote: Hey none of us are perfect. Who here does not have skeletons in their closet?
If those skeletons included improper conduct with a child i would hope NONE of us do.
If those skeletons included improper conduct with a child i would hope NONE of us do.
- Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:20 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: (((Michael jackson jokes if you think they may offend please steer clear)))
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<r>hoppy;1209884 wrote: Here's what upsets me.<br/> <br/> Heres a man who by the sounds of it OD'd, a man who paid off an accuser of child molestation....and even the president made a statement about MJ's death......<br/> <br/> Now take Farrah, a woman who bravely fought 2 different kinds of cancers...
- Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:13 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: (((Michael jackson jokes if you think they may offend please steer clear)))
- Replies: 306
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Honoring a pedophile, now thats ok to do:mad: The guy could sing and dance BIG DEAL, that means absolutely nothing. :-5
- Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:16 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: are you offended
- Replies: 21
- Views: 2175
are you offended
I like this guy
- Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:10 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: (((Michael jackson jokes if you think they may offend please steer clear)))
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- Views: 27513
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As a result of his death, Michael Jackson's London dates have been cancelled, they were James (9) and Timothy (11).
Oh and comparing the death of MJ to Holocaust and 9/11 victims is a disgrace, that is NO joke.
Oh and comparing the death of MJ to Holocaust and 9/11 victims is a disgrace, that is NO joke.
- Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:38 am
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: Michael Jackson rushed to hospital
- Replies: 152
- Views: 5197
Michael Jackson rushed to hospital
Nomad;1209375 wrote: Is that code for sleeping with children in Never Never Land ?
Neighbor...you're awesome :wah:
Neighbor...you're awesome :wah:
- Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:26 am
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: (((Michael jackson jokes if you think they may offend please steer clear)))
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My youngest son asked me "Is michael jackson that guy that used to be black".
thats not a joke, its true story, man i laughed. And "yes son he is". :wah:
thats not a joke, its true story, man i laughed. And "yes son he is". :wah:
- Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:04 am
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: (((Michael jackson jokes if you think they may offend please steer clear)))
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Sleeping with boys, thats criminal in my book, giving them alcohol, that too is criminal in my book, just cause he was aquitted of the charges doesnt mean he was innocent. He made good music back in the day but that doesnt make him above our morals.
- Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:01 am
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: (((Michael jackson jokes if you think they may offend please steer clear)))
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For 3 million dollars,,,,of course he was innocent. :-3
- Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:57 am
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: (((Michael jackson jokes if you think they may offend please steer clear)))
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Bez;1209584 wrote: Why the jokes ? Sorry don't get it ! Just shows the disrespect that people have for others these days
Hey i used to love MJ before he became a pedo, may he RIP.
Hey i used to love MJ before he became a pedo, may he RIP.
- Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:56 am
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: (((Michael jackson jokes if you think they may offend please steer clear)))
- Replies: 306
- Views: 27513
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<t>This one is bad.......but it wont stop me from posting it of course :wah:<br/> <br/> There was a captain, a group of children & Michael Jackson on a boat. The boat was sinking & the Captain of the ship said "Abandon ship everyone! ...Michael Jackson then said "What about the children!?" t...
- Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:55 am
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: (((Michael jackson jokes if you think they may offend please steer clear)))
- Replies: 306
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farmer giles;1209575 wrote: cool :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
mind if i use this
Dont mind at all, help yourself :wah:
mind if i use this
Dont mind at all, help yourself :wah:
- Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:53 am
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: (((Michael jackson jokes if you think they may offend please steer clear)))
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Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other is for carrying groceries.
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other is for carrying groceries.
- Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:47 am
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: (((Michael jackson jokes if you think they may offend please steer clear)))
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Dont you think its a coincidence that Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett died on the same day? One played around with Majors and the other with minors.
- Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:42 am
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: (((Michael jackson jokes if you think they may offend please steer clear)))
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I heard his dying wish was to be melted down and made into plastic bags, because that way he could continue to be a danger to children.
- Wed Jun 24, 2009 3:32 pm
- Forum: Bizarre News Stories
- Topic: ripper gets own personal trainer the A.A grumpy column
- Replies: 24
- Views: 2278
ripper gets own personal trainer the A.A grumpy column
<t>spot;1208654 wrote: I'm delighted to say that the United Kingdom, together with the rest of the civilized world, abolished the death penalty decades ago - in our case 40 years back.<br/> <br/> The only way to guarantee any individual never murders is to kill them first. Everyone's a potential ris...
- Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:55 pm
- Forum: Bizarre News Stories
- Topic: ripper gets own personal trainer the A.A grumpy column
- Replies: 24
- Views: 2278
ripper gets own personal trainer the A.A grumpy column
<t>spot;1208621 wrote: It's rather interesting to see the varied attitudes, don't you think? Some people take a morally responsible, justifiable approach, others just refuse to get it. That's life in a nutshell.<br/> <br/> <br/> Exactly, i agree, see the morally responsible thing to do would be to e...
- Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:23 pm
- Forum: Bizarre News Stories
- Topic: ripper gets own personal trainer the A.A grumpy column
- Replies: 24
- Views: 2278
ripper gets own personal trainer the A.A grumpy column
<t>spot;1208582 wrote: In what way do you think Broadmoor would release someone back into the community if he was still professionally considered more of a risk than any other person at large?<br/> <br/> <br/> I dont think any murderer should be released from prison OR mental hospital, especially a ...
- Wed Jun 24, 2009 11:47 am
- Forum: Bizarre News Stories
- Topic: ripper gets own personal trainer the A.A grumpy column
- Replies: 24
- Views: 2278
ripper gets own personal trainer the A.A grumpy column
spot;1208401 wrote: I'd prefer to see him released back into the community. It would indicate that there's still hope for us all.
Hope for us? to what, become one of his victims?
Hope for us? to what, become one of his victims?
- Wed Jun 24, 2009 11:46 am
- Forum: Bizarre News Stories
- Topic: ripper gets own personal trainer the A.A grumpy column
- Replies: 24
- Views: 2278
ripper gets own personal trainer the A.A grumpy column
<t>pantoandy;1208212 wrote: quote;<br/> <br/> because the system under which his tariff was increased has since been declared illegal by the European Court of Human Rights and also the High Court. The main point of conflict is that the continued detention of Sutcliffe and other life prisoners is cur...
- Tue Jun 23, 2009 12:40 pm
- Forum: Bereaved People
- Topic: New here - grieving the lost of my brother
- Replies: 15
- Views: 13820
New here - grieving the lost of my brother
Very sorry for your loss.