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Joseph;1229540 wrote: lol

I was working at the post office until they kicked me out this morning

apparently I wasn't cut out for the job

but hey! that's life

Och! im sorry to hear that!

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Dry!

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A patient who was 40 minutes late for his 20 minute appointment who claimed i was 'completely out of order' when i told him he would need to be re-appointed. He even suggested i cancel somebody else to fit him in! :-5

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salad

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Welcome

And yes it get's very busy! If you have a job you'll probably have to give it up...:p

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Nomad;1229350 wrote: Why is that guy in the picture wearing a dress? Whos the bride?

Are you referring to my husbands kilt? or implying i look like a man *sobs*

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(1) You ask for V*agra and they give you a Popsicle stick and Duct Tape.

ouch

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<t>Bez;1228634 wrote: I don't care what their circumstances are, were or will be.....I don't think they should have their names changed or any protection....they should take the consequences of their actions..WHATEVER THEY ARE !! 
 
 
I couldnt agree with you more, but that will never ...

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Sounds fab!

Ireland is beautiful :-4

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Looks fantastic!

We actually got onto the subject of trying again for another honeymoon maybe next year.

Need to get saving the pennies

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lol thats fab :wah:

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Welcome!

I :-4 this place and keep wondering what i did with all my time before i found it! :-3

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<r>Betty Boop;1228551 wrote: Raging toothache all weekend, so treatment that will combine a check up as I am on a huge waiting list for an NHS dentist. This one's private so no doubt will have a huge bill. Not sure whether it's the thought of sitting in the chair or the cost that's making me feel so ...

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<r>Betty Boop;1228548 wrote: First time I've seen the sun in a while. Should really head to the beach, it maybe our only window of opportunity :wah: 
 
No, I have to go to the dentist instead, should have made the appointment for a rainy day it seems. <EMOJI seq="1f914" tseq="1f914 ...

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over here :-3

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Its still raining :-2

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The thought that our hard earned cash is going to be going towards protecting these 'monsters' make's my blood boil

2012 she's likely to get out? They might aswell not have bothered :-5 :-5 :-5

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Peg;1228510 wrote: You would have to be there, knowing they were total strangers. She deserved an award for convincing a total stranger they were long, lost friends!

lol!

her and my dad would get on like a house on fire! :wah:

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<t>AussiePam;1228529 wrote: Yup - getting bitten in bed is definitely unseemly in this family forum!!! 
 
And as for mentioning willies in the same breath.. next you'll be getting out the superglue - hey, actually we could stick the arachnoid legs together and then fling them into Loch ...

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Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend ~ Albert Camus

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If you live to be 100, I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day, so I never have to live without you ~ Winnie the Pooh :-4

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dubs;1228447 wrote:

i absolutely love this song

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<t>oscar;1228424 wrote: My husband and I when bored, find it a hoot to stop, stand in the street, look into the air, point at the sky and say loudly 
 
'OMG DID YOU SEE THAT !!!' Within a short space of time a large gathering of people will be seen staring into the sky. Then you walk away ...

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Rapunzel;1228390 wrote: Hmmm . . . cybering and in bed with the willies . . . you're gonna shock the socks off everyone in Loch Lomond young lady! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Lol! :p

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Odie;1228379 wrote: is this a new language?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Lyrics perhaps? :wah:

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<t>Just watched Låt den rätte komma in (Let The Right One in) 
 
This is the best film ive seen so far this year. Its a horror film, but its also a film about friendship and standing up for what you believe in. I cant recommend it enough :-4 
 
 
 
trailer ~ Let The Right ...

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Raining here :-2

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Mine is very brown isnt it

It was meant to co-ordinate with the paws in the background, but it looks more like someone's had an accident lol :-2

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Betty Boop;1228275 wrote: The picture is cute and your profile is very brown...

Hey, you want a sore head go look at mine :wah:

I see what you mean lol :wah:

I feel better for that, thanks :p

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<r>hoppy;1228155 wrote: My mistake was, I stupidly related some of my own experiences and was called a liar. Most likely by people who never had to live by their wits and skills when the chips were down. 
 
But, we all come from different backgrounds, times and places. I've lived in places ...

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Swimming maggie;1228273 wrote: Hi and welcome to FG, hope you enjoy your stay here:-6

thank you

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Betty Boop;1228255 wrote: Glad you got it sorted :-6

Thanks

Although i may have to play about with it a little, its giving me a sore head to look at lol :-2

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<t>oscar;1228266 wrote: Due to this murder, I have been amking enquireys into a scheme we have in my parts where volunteers cruise the City Centre just checking on the regulars sleeping in door-ways. It's just some-thing we want to do right now although It's too late for that guy. I think It's a ...

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Barman;1228261 wrote: Thank f*&^%$ i aint getting any younger, sick tossing world seems to get worse by the hour.

That is the main reason i dont want any children. I'd be absolutely petrified that i had a child who turned out to be a complete monster.

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Easy targets i guess

This is horrible, how ashamed their parents must be

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Odie;1228228 wrote: your going back to work?

noooooooooooo!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

:-1

i guess i could just hand in my notice :wah:

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S'okay got it

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<r>In other words im stuck :p 
 
Could one of you lovely people please tell me how to get one of my pictures in my photo album as a background on my profile?. I've been trying and trying for ages and nothing im doing seems to work <E>:o</E> 
 
Im not particularly clued up when it ...

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Nomad;1228181 wrote: Id buy a small island and become monarch of all that lives and breathes in its domain.

Also Id have a very opulent chair I sit in from which to rule from.

Dont forget your stick for pointing at people with :-2

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I love carrot cake!

Fajita chicken pizza :-3

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<r>cars;1228151 wrote: Hi Oops, welcome, you're gonna love in here I'm sure! <E>:)</E> 
 
 
 
I hate spiders as well, once being bitten on the forearm by a "Brown Recluse" in my sleep. Had to go the E/R the next morning, (as the bite area was swollen & had a "red line" going up my ...

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<r>This'll take me a while :wah: 
 
My first cat was called Sam. Do you remember the Sad Sam cuddly toys? well he had such a beautiful sad little face and he just really suited the name. He had very bad epilepsy and died when he was 3 :-1 
 
My next cat was calle Junior. Not because ...

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Nothing yet :-2

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<r>oscar;1228034 wrote: I over-heard my husband today from another room saying these statements. 
 
1) "If you must shag, would you please refrain from doing it on my feet". 
 
2) "I'm not kissing you, you've been chewing bee's." 
 
3) "I don't know what it is or where you ...

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Enjoy your day

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Odie;1228134 wrote: don't we make a good pair?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

hehe we sure do :wah:

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pinging one anothers ears with elastic bands which ultimately led to...

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name plate

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